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khargooshe jangal By: ,
yeah khargoosh tooye jangal dasht midoyeed. Be yek goore khar resid, deed goore khareh dasht yek chizi mikeshid va nasheye nashe bood, be goore khare meege chi kar mikony?
goore khare meege: " biya aziz bekesho hal kon"
khargooshe meege:"na biya berim va bedo, varsesh kon kheily barat behtare"
badan goore khare ra miyoft va dota shoro kardan be do,

yek dafeyi be yek babr miresen va mibinan oonam dar hale keshidan dast,
khargooshe mige: "chi kar mikony?"
babre mige:"biya bekesho hal kon"
khargooshe meege:"na biya berim va bedo, varsesh kon kheily barat behtare"
babre mige bashe va har 3 ta be do miyoftan.

dar sare raheshoon be shir'e jangal meeresan
Shir'e mashghoole keshidan bood
khargooghe meege "agha shir chi kar mikony?"
shir'e javab meedeh "berin gom shin dar hale khodamam"
khargooshe meege : "na biya berim va bedo, varsesh kon kheily barat behtare"
shir'e pa mishe yek mosht mizane be khargooshe va khargooshe partab meeshe,
babre mige:" agha shir in che kary bood ke kardy, kheily zesht bood"
shir'e mige "vaghti ke in khargooshe nashe mishe tamame jangalro be dovidan mindaze!"
Tags: general heyvoon
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Amoozegar va Roozegar By: dodo,

Midooni farghe amoozegar ba roozegar chiye? Amoozegar aval dars mide bad emtahan migire vali roozegar aval emtehan migire bad dars mide.
Tags: general
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yea koor va yea rande By: dodo,
Ye kure ye rande tu khiabun peyda mikone, dast mikeshe rush, mige: "In chertoperta chie ke neveshtan?"
Tags: general
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dars khoondane ghazvini By: arash_jvn, Apr 1st 2012
ye ghazviniye ba ye bacheye koon lokht bodo bodo miraft,
porsidan:agha koja bain ajaleh?
Goft farda emtehan daram laasham baz nakardam!
Tags: ghazvini
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tasadofe torke By: dodo,
torke sare 4rah mizane be 1 BMW. ba gerye o zari mibakhshanesh. sare 4rah ba’di 2bare mizane be hamun BMW. dastesho az mashin miare birun mige: manam! boro!
Tags: turk
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joojeh tighi By: dodo,
az juje tighie kuchuluei porsidam bozorgtarin arezut chie? masumane ye negahi kard va goft: baghalam mikoni? :(
Tags: cute
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ghazvini ro zende kon! By: dodo,
ghazvini mimire, zanesho mibinand dare kunesho mimale ru ghabre shoharesh. miporsand: chikar mikoni? mige: khoda biyamorz hamishe be man migoft in koon morda ro zende mikone!
Tags: ghazvini
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turk By: fereshteh1987, Mar 14th 2012
az torke miporsan chera be shoma har harfio bayad 2 bar goft?
torke mige chi????
Tags: turk
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hamooni ke hasty By: dodo,
ye ruz mimiri, be khak seporde mishi. bad ye alaf mishi va yek gav toro mikhore. bad ye goh mishi… man be to negah mikonam va meegam: hich avaz nashodi!
Tags: general
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shabihateh doost-dokhtar ba gooz By: dodo,
1. har dotashun ro ke vel koni rahat mishi!
2. agar ba molayemat bahashun raftar koni chos mishan!
3. agar kasi befahme gandesh dar miad!
Tags: general

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